I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
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he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
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dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
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