2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
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Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
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I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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