I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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