she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
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Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
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I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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