Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
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Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
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If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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