i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
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The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
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every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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