You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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