at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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