allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
it's not cheating when I paid for it
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Randomize
