apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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