Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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