And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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