Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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