why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
They took my balls.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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