Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
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Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
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Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
There's even glitter on my cock...
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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