If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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