good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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