let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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