is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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