i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
P.S. I can't hear my feet
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
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