I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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