The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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