shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
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Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
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Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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