he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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