did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
so that wasnt chicken after all
I showed him my bush... on skype.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
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he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
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I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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