So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
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Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
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There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
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