On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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