yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
This show inspires me to have sex in space
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
