on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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