is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
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i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
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All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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