You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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