This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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