so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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