what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Houston, we have a squirter
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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