shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Randomize
