And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
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Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
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Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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