I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
And the cops told us we were all naked.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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