If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
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turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
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Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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