people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
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