I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
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woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
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Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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