is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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