Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
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i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
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PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I supernannyed him into submission
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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