just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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