The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
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Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
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Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it