new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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