I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Shame is for Republicans.
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