and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
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I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
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Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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