Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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