ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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