It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
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Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
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I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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