what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
thus making me awesome and them whores
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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