She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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