i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
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She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
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You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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