that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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