We named our party play list daddy issues
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
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I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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