i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Congratulations! We have a period
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
