But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
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Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
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hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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