She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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