you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
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I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
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Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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